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Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.
Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.
"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.
Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'
"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."
Inbox and Outbox
University of Hard Knocks
Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.
"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."
If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?
Stephen Hawking
"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."
"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."
"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."
'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'
"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."
'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'
Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.
"I know I'm real. I'm not certain about you."
Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.
'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'
'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'
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