Reality Show Premieres Gifts

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

America's funniest election gaffes

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Mom quiz show