Reality Show Premieres Gifts

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

The big questions in life.

Piers Morgan.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'