Reality Check Kings Gifts

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

University of Hard Knocks

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'Don't give up the day job...'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

Young Super Achiever

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'