Reality Check Audience Gifts

'Nice try, dear. . . I can see right through you.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Police film evidence

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

A couple decides what to watch.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"My orgasm was fake."

The back of the Taj Mahal.