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I'll take it!

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I've invested in property..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Emigrating to France.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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