Real Estate Navigators Gifts

A Family Home

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Made in China.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Realty. Remember

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'