Real Estate Jokes Gifts

Looking for a light-hearted gift for someone passionate about property? Our collection of real estate jokes features clever designs that highlight the humor behind home buying, selling, and everything in between. Whether they work in the industry or just love a good laugh about house hunting, these gifts add a humorous twist to their favorite obsession. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, you'll find hilarious options that make the perfect memorable present.

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'I've come up with a little trick, I'm sure will sell your house for the price you're asking!' - HOW?!!- I'll show it at NIGHT?!!

'I've come up with a little trick, I'm sure will sell your house for the price you're asking!' - HOW?!!- I'll show it at NIGHT?!! mockup

'I've come up with a little trick, I'm sure will sell your house for the price you're asking!' - HOW?!!- I'll show it at NIGHT?!!

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach." mockup

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

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Estate Agents: Executive Homes

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"Efficiency tombs available"

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'Is the fire included?'

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"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south." mockup

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

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"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool." mockup

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

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"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera." mockup

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

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'It mostly scares the realtors.'

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten." mockup

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept." mockup

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested." mockup

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

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'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.' mockup

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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Real estate.

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Coming Soon- Trump Circle

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'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!' mockup

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

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'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.' mockup

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Toughing it out in the real estate game. mockup

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

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'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.' mockup

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

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Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case. mockup

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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Real Estate Jokes Gifts Collection

Real Estate Jokes Mugs

Looking for more laughs? Browse our collection of mugs featuring hilarious real estate jokes and witty cartoons to brighten any home or office space.

Real Estate Jokes Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows with real estate cartoons—great for sprucing up any room with a touch of wit and comfort.

Real Estate Jokes Prints

Bring humor to your walls with our selection of real estate joke prints—clever, funny, and sure to be a conversation starter.

Real Estate Jokes T-Shirts

Explore our funny real estate joke t-shirts—perfect for everyday wear or as a humorous gift for property lovers and industry insiders.