Ready For Anything T-Shirts

'Can't you kids find anything better to do with your summer holidays?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Man running

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

In case of fire call yourself.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

In case of fire, change subject.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Natural Disaster This Way...

Saving up for a rainy day.

'It's the plumber ... '

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'