Ready For Anything T-Shirts

'Can't you kids find anything better to do with your summer holidays?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Man running

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"My God, now what?"

Small Government Is Here

Emergency Underpants

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

How to survive the coming crash.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

In case of fire call yourself.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

In case of fire, change subject.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Natural Disaster This Way...

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'It's the plumber ... '

Saving up for a rainy day.