Always Ready Hero T-Shirts

"Henry's always on call!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Fathers are Heroes

'In keeping with the company's policy on after-hours availability, he'll be buried with his phone.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Guns won't help

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

CLEAR!

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Blue-Collar Workers

"This way, O' Brien."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Alberta on fire

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

Heroes

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Be careful where you step. My dad says he has a lot of blood, sweat and tears in this ranch.'

Job Safety - Valves.