Reading Tech Manuals Mugs

Drool Marks

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Maternity ward.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Manual Labor.

A dog and a robot dog

Manual Worker

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

DIY motor repairs.

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Mowing manual.

"I think I've spotted your problem."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

'The new, $800,000 copier we got at work only came with a 12-page book of instructions.'