Reading Manuals Mugs

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

Hammer User Manual

'... taking great care 'NOT' to press the button labelled 'Thermo-Nuclear War'.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Heath and Safety Minefield

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'

'The new, $800,000 copier we got at work only came with a 12-page book of instructions.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"Look in the index, surely it has a drain SOMEPLACE!"

Manual Worker

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Anti-Agent

Occu-Pie Mars

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Staff support"