Reading Tech Manuals Pillows

Drool Marks

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Maternity ward.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Manual Worker

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

Manual Labor.

A dog and a robot dog

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

DIY motor repairs.

Mowing manual.

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"I think I've spotted your problem."

'So are you seeing anyone?'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

MOT testing