Reading Self-help Mugs

A person trying to stop over-consuming, but not being able to find out how to.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

Politicians are from Uranus.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."