Self-help Authors Mugs

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'The Lemming Book Store'