Reading Self-help Books Mugs

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"