Reading Self-help Books Prints

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'