Self-help Author Mugs

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Wise man reading book called 'One liners for people looking for the meaning of life.'

Dr. Phil cranks it up a notch.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Just remember, it's O.K. to be guilty, but it's not O.K. to feel guilty."

'What have you got on how to apply for Government handouts?'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

Man reading book entitled 'How to write a self help book.'

"You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps" in the fiction department."

'The Lemming Book Store'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

Even people who write self-help books can get writer's block.

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

How to exaggerate your height

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'