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'He's dyslexic!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Football Crazy strip six

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Dummies for Dummies.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'A book very interesting'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

A mad scientist.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"You're not from around here...are you?"

The Neighbours from Hell....

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.