Reading Medical Cartoons Gifts

'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Snap out of it.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'What doctors really write on prescriptions.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

The New A*****e

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

The Trickledown Effect

"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Lazy Doctor

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"You have natural causes.''