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'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Smart Bomb.

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Studying friction is a real drag."

Fuzzy Math.

Bibliomaniac

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

dog reading EKG

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'