Reading Junkie Pillows

'(Sigh!) I'm WAY behind in my reading.'

"Meet The Author"

Television Readers.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Monster Self-Help

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Flower lamp.

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

TV vs Reading

One book... One book... One book...

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'