Reading Junkie Mugs

'(Sigh!) I'm WAY behind in my reading.'

"Meet The Author"

Television Readers.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

A man and his dog both reading.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Stephen King

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Flower lamp.

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

TV vs Reading

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

One book... One book... One book...

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"