Reading Comments Gifts

You're always chastising Rudy for using the web, yet here you are. How do you explain yourself? Something magical happened. I saw a small child break into tears at this computer and run away. I came to see what happened. That's when I discovered it. The comments section beneath a news article. A wonderland of mockery, bitterness and good old-fashioned blood feuds. Is that Sadie hugging that computer? Let's talk about something else.

Trump leaving

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Meet the People of the Internet

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

The Police - 1829

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!