Reading Advertisements Prints

'How 'bout this darling? Big dog for sale, eats anything. Very fond of children.'

''You may already have won the war....''

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

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Real Estate Personals

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

As Seen Watching TV

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

This Space Available.

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Eat More Salted Nuts

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Junk Mail

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

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'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

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"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'