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"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Warrior Woman

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Dorothy and Toto

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"This is your captain speaking."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Stonehenge Books

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'Once upon a time...'

Book Shop

A woman reads a romance novel.

Cyclops weren't good pirates. . .