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Rock climber getting books from top shelf

Motor Homes and Reading Material

"C'mon, you said you wanted to spice it up."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

The Runaway Horse

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.