Reading About Modern Culture Gifts

Pot smoking.

Elfie Stick

Audio Books

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Selfie Stick

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Final words on gravestones.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Book Worm

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Theodore Roosevelt.

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

"May I air-quote you?"

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"