Reading About Modern Culture Gifts

Pot smoking.

Elfie Stick

Audio Books

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Selfie Stick

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Final words on gravestones.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Book Worm

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Theodore Roosevelt.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Expanding Minds

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"May I air-quote you?"

'And according to a new poll, baseball and apple pie have now been replaced by facebook and taco bell.'