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Lady reading

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

'Where was the TSA?'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Gunter Grass

Stephen Spender.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Barb's such a fast reader."