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Lady reading

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.