Ray Detective Gifts

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Barks in code.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

Computer Expert