Rating Agency Employee Pillows

'Of course, us rating agency employees need to behave very sensible...'

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"The Nominees"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'While my reserve unit was guarding the Iraqi border, an illegal alien took my job.'

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

"Your performance fell short on several points. For instance, I notice that you didn't come in to work... ever."

"My most recent position was under a house."

Three cheers for advertising.

'I like to think our false and deceptive advertising is falser and more deceptive than anyone else's false and deceptive advertising.'

"What sort of job are you after?" "I don't want a job. I want to be a consultant!"

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I'm from the agency. . ."

'Love and affection, loyalty, big brown eyes. Yes, we've got just the thing for you.'

'I'm rating stuff.'

"A.B.H., G.B.H., assault and battery. WEll, you appear to have all the required credentials for the position."