Rare Finds Connoisseur Gifts

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

La Dame aux Camelias

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'I want something to make me look younger.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."