Rare Finds Connoisseur Prints

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

La Dame aux Camelias

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'I want something to make me look younger.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."

'When does salmon season start?!'