Rapunzel Admirers Mugs

Rapunzel was now regretting having become a Skinhead.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Teddy and friends.

Tom Hanks

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"We haven't danced in ages."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Tortoises breakdancing

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"And to think he started in accounting."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

The Month of June

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Unplug and chill out."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'