Rapunzel Admirers Prints

Rapunzel was now regretting having become a Skinhead.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Teddy and friends.

Tom Hanks

"We haven't danced in ages."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Michael Caine

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Tortoises breakdancing

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

David Bowie

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Unplug and chill out."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

The Month of June

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Melanie Griffith

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'