Rapunzel Admirer Prints

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Love

Bryan Ferry

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Teddy and friends.

Tom Hanks

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Love Birds love just being together

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

The Month of June

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Penguin identity parade

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'