Rapunzel Admirer Prints

'Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair so I can use a little lightener to bring out highlights and a conditioner to give it rich full body!'

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Love

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Tom Hanks

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Love Birds love just being together

Michael Caine

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Penguin identity parade

"Unplug and chill out."

The Month of June

Melanie Griffith

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.