Rapid Transit T-Shirts

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Is Driving Doomed?

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

SF NO

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

The Train to Nowhere

SF NO

Getting Closer

Planned service changes

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Rodin's Tram Driver

The bus home.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Subway Chanteys

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Communication on a bus

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Man - spreading.

Train Arrivals

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Journey to work on the train.

Pope Francis on public transport.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."