Rapid Transit Pillows

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Planned service changes

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

The bus home.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Subway Chanteys

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

Communication on a bus

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Train Arrivals

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Pope Francis on public transport.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Journey to work on the train.

Commuting

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."