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'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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Innovative

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

New Ideas in Business.

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Frank, we need you to come up with an idea who's time has come.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Hollywood Think Tank

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Idea/Theory

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"