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'I'm going to free associate for an hour, and I want you to turn it into a coherent strategy.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Damn! Cloudy again..." "So what?" "I was going to do some blue sky thinking..."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Artists feed on tragedy.

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Apples for sale

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!