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Cartoonists in Therapy.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Apples for sale

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Innovative

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Think Tank.

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"What's the big idea?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'