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'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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Thinking Gears

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Innovative

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

New Ideas in Business.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Retirement Issues

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Hollywood Think Tank

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'