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'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

'How far along are you?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Baby name suggestions.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

You have reached the end of your brain...

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

New Ideas in Business.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'