Ranking Games Gifts

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Rage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Super Dog'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"How should we divide the teams?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Alternative fielding positions

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'