Rank Lover Pillows

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Words of Love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Math Teacher

Say it with flowers: It!

Urns in love

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."