Rank Lover Pillows

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Say it with flowers: It!

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Urns in love

Math Teacher

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'