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'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

Children's Parties

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"Your remote control, sire."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Children's Entertainer

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'