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"This looks good."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Teenagers!'

'These are job perks.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Thank you bubbles

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Robert Drake

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gramaphone Man.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Orthopaedist

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I wonder what this was for."

Card shark