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"This looks good."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'These are job perks.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Thank you bubbles

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Music & Gym'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gramaphone Man.

"I wonder what this was for."

Orthopaedist

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."