Ranching Romantic Pillows

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Motorherd

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Sick Rancher Humor

Cow duel.

The Not So Wild West

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'