Ranching Executive Gifts

'Let's take a break. Lattes on me.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

New Guy.

'Steak Ted?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Cow in love'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motorherd

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

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