Ranching Executive Gifts

'Let's take a break. Lattes on me.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Steak Ted?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Cow in love'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motorherd

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I always knew you'd come back."