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'You never knew your father - he landed on a raisin pie at the wrong time.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

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"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Coffee shop

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Ready...."

She found baking helped enormously.

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".