Rainy Day Comedian Pillows

'A real gentleman always carries an umbrella!'

Glastonbury. After.

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

Umbrella Roof

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

Holy Relics.

Sun. Rain.

"High Pressure Area"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

My tail's cold.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'I hate rainy days!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Saving up for a rainy day.